Delhi Me Kutta Bimar Hai
One student was sleeping while the teacher was taking their class..
Teacher: Delhi me Kutub Minar hai..
(Teacher wakes him up)
Teacher: Repeat what I said just know
Student: Delhi me kutta bimar hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1386 views
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