sardar joke
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!) / 798 views
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I am not a mango man.
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English comes to me also.
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