sirdar jee nay yaar k saath mil ker post office mean dakaa dala aur jaldi maen aik aik bag utha ker bhaag gayay. Bohat maheeno kay baad milay tou aik doosray say poochnay lagay k bag mean kiya thaa aur kia kia kiya.
pehlay nay kaha khoob paisay say maza kiya. car lee ,holidays per gaya.
tum nay kia kiya? doosra kehnay laga meray bag maen tou bill he bill thay. phir tum nay kia kiya? thora thoray ker k pay ker raha hoon.

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1032 views

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 sardr race dekh rahe the

1st sardar :inam kis ko mile ga?
2nd sardar:aage wale ko.
1st sardar:pechy wale pagal kiun bhag rahe hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Funny Salman Khan Oneliner

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts
n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess why this odd combination?

Salman Khan is coming and he does not need shirts.

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Uth ja beta uth ja, nei toh Salman aajayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once a sardar calls another sardar

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar Ne Airport Call Kar K Pocha:

Sardar Ne Airport Call Kar K Pocha:

India Se America Ka Safar Kitne Der Ka Hai?

Receptionist:

1 Second Sir.

Disconects & Sardar Says:

Piiiiiii K Bethi A Kamini…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)