charge khatam ho gaya
Ek admi baat karte waqt uski mobile ko charge khatam ho gaya
:dur, mobile ka charge kiun khatam hota hai?
:sir, mobile ko CNG pe convert karo paysa khatam hoga magar charge khatam nahi hoga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1050 views
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