Ek Chhota Bachha Dukandaar Se

Ek Chhota Bachha Dukandaar Se Bolta Hai.

Bachha: “Uncle Dettol Soap Hai Kya?”

Dukandaar (Naak Se Ungli Nikalte Hue) Bola: “Haan Beta, Hai Naa”
Bachha: “To Phir Haath Dhoke Ek Creamroll De Do“

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