Sochta Hoon Doosri Hi Pata Loon

Meine Uss Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Peena Chod Diya,

Bar Mein Jaana Bhi Chod Diya,

Jua Khelna Bhi Chod Diya,

Dost: To Phir Uss Ladki Se Shaadi Kyun Nahi Kar Leta?

Ab Yaar Itna Sudhar Gaya Hoon Sochta Hoon Doosri Hee Pata Loon..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views
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Student: "Meat!"
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Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,
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Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na "GIRLFRIEND" chahiye.

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bivi: aj meri salgirah hai. mujhe ap kya tohfa dey gay.
shohar: wo samny siyah Car dekh rahi ho?
bivi: (herat aur Khushi se). Aap mujhy wo Car le ker de gay?
shohar: nahi, mein tmhein us rang ki poni le ker don ga.

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Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!

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Boy on a date with GF

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GF:-Kya?
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.

Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".

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“Very Long”

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