Because Of A Power Failure
Colleague: “Sorry I’m Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hours Because Of A Power Failure.”
Santa: “That’s Alright, Me Too I Got Stuck On The Escalator For 3 Hours“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 800 views
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