3 Chimps escaped
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 879 views
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Pathan: “Ji, To Koi Baat Nahi Main Ek Ghante Ke Baad Aa Jaunga“
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Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna
“STOP”
2nd day Beti:
MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha
“DON’T STOP”
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Banta: Ok Interviewer :
Made In India
Banta :
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Pappu Ne Kuch Socha, Dimag Mein Hisab Lagaya Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Madam Kahe Ko Itni Tension Leni Hai, Juice Bana Ke De Do Na.“
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Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?
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Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha..
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Maa-Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya
Ladki -mai use mana kaise karti
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai aati
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Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.
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Attending A Wedding For
The First Time, A Little Girl
Whispered To Her Mother:
"Why Is The Bride Dressed
In White?"
Because White Is The Color
Of Happiness, And Today Is
The Happiest Day Of Her Life.
The Child Thought About This
For A Moment, Then Said,
So Why Is The Groom Wearing
Black...? ;->
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Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya to judge ne pagal ko saza sunayi k tum 5 rupay jurmana adda karo ge.
Pagal ne 10 rupay de kar ek thappar judge ko bhi maar diya.
Aur kaha.
"Dono 5..5 rupay le lo.
Mere paas khullay nahi hain.
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Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)