Makaan Ko Pakad Ke Rakhna
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
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And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:
That's not gneiss!
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1 ande k liye larrne lage,
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Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?
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Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
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Santa Apni Patni Ko Bata Raha Tha.
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Santa Ki Biwi Preeto: “Accha, Fir?”
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Par Mene Bhi Kasar Puri Kar Di Uske Baap Ko Gali Deke”
Preeto: “Lekin Vo Thha Kon?”
Santa: “Apna Beta, Pappu“
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1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!
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1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib!
Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib
Car b tuti phuti B.M.W thi!
Bachon k pas purane iPhone thy!
Ghar me 4 2nd hand AC the!
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Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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