Mere Dadaji

Boy: Mere dada ney 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat diye thhe. .

Dost: Gardanien kyun nai katein?

Boy: Wo pehle se he kati hui thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views
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