boomb phankh de ga
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k yemere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqtghar pe bombphenk dia kare ga.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 833 views
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