boomb phankh de ga

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k yemere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqtghar pe bombphenk dia kare ga.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 722 views
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