What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..? . .

Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 537 views

Dil Cheer Ke Dikhaun

Dil Cheer Ke Dikhaun, To Dard Dhondh Na Paaogay,

Dil Cheer Ke Dikhaun,

To Dard Dhoondh Na Paogay..

Kiyunke Dard To Mere Daant Me Hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tumhara dost kese mara

Police-Tumhara dost kese mara

Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he “to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Punjabi Dieting Plan

Punjabi Dieting Plan

7:30am : 1 bread, half boiledegg

10am : 1 cup green Tea

12pm : half cup boiled chanay

1pm : 1 banana

5pm : 1 Cup Tea without sugar

7pm : 1 cup skim milk

9pm : Green Tea

10:00pm : Johnnie Walker

11:45pm : Chicken Tikka, Butter Naan, Makhni Paneer,Butter Chicken, Dal Makhni, Chocolate
Cake, Gulab Jamun..
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Dieting di maaa di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Itne dino baad aaj books kholi

Itne dino baad aaj books kholi to 1 raaz khula.
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Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata..

Oh teri!!!! ye b ni aata..! :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)