film main kamkerne ka shok

Sardar Apne Dost Sy:
Yar, Mujhe Film Mein
Kaam Karney Ka Bara
Shoq Hy.

Dost: Tujhy Kis Tarah
Ka Roll Pasand Hy?

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by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 869 views
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