Bus ke peche
Memon:
Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye
pathan:
Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 836 views
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