Pathan ko koi mob pe tung karta tha.

Pathan ko koi mob pe tung karta tha.

Pathan ne new SIM khareed kar usay msg kia,

Mene woh sim band kar dia hai. Ab tera baap bhi

mujhe tung nai kar saktha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 835 views
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