Telenor menu main khush Aamdeed…

Rishte k LIAY 1 dbaen,

Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen,

SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen,

psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen

Aur,

Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dbaen…!!;)

Telenor call krne ka shukria,
HAVE A 9ICE DAY.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 801 views

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee

Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee to log us key gird jama ho gyey. Woh khushi key aalam mein boli, “Aaj 35 saal ki umer mein bhee utni hi maqbool hoon jitni 15 saal ki umer mein thee”

Abhee woh khamosh hui hi thee key ek nojawan bol para, “Kia waqai aap ki umer 35 saal hey?”

“Beshak!” adakara ney jawab diya

“Aap ko apni woh film to yaad hi ho gi jis mein aap ney ek bewa ka role kiya tha, or woh bacha bhee yaad ho ga jis ko us film mein loriyaan suna suna ker sulaya kerti theen”, nojawan ney poocha.

“Haan haan, bilkul yaad hey, aisey lagta hey jaisey kal ki baat ho” adakara boli.

“Mein wohi bacha hoon, or meri umer 35 saal hey”, nojawan ney sanjeedgi sey jawab diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Khrab mosam

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya
Dukandar:Radio To Theek He
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha
GOLU:Theek He
Te Mousam Nawa Pa D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Q & A

What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton?

Ronald Reagan was an actor before he was President.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wo konsi aurat hai

Teacher:
wo kon si Aurat hai jisay her waqat pata hota hai k
mera shohar kahan hai?
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Sardar:
Bewa Aurat,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)