barabar wali harr month

Wife : barabar wali harr month baad apne husbnd ke sath 10 ,

10 din ke liye ghoomne jaati hai. Aap kbhi le ke gye ??
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Husbnd : Qasam se , mene to 3 , 4 baar bola magar maani hi nhe

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 897 views
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