Quote By A Thief
Mobile Ke Night Plans Ne To Humein,
Bhukha Hi Maar Diya Hai Doston,
Jis Ghar Mein Chori Ke Liye Jaao,
Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jaag Raha Hota Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 914 views
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Why?
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Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.
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