Quote By A Thief
Mobile Ke Night Plans Ne To Humein,
Bhukha Hi Maar Diya Hai Doston,
Jis Ghar Mein Chori Ke Liye Jaao,
Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jaag Raha Hota Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 857 views
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by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Explain Digestive System in one Sentnce?
Student: It is Da Process Which Starts
with Eatng from your Rite Hand
&
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.
Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…"
Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
To
The Principal,
Delhi Public School,
Sir,
Baat Yeh Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rs Diye Thhe, 500 Rs Ki Dosto Ke Saath Film Dekhi, 500 Ki Drink Or Chicken Ho Gaya, 500 Ka Girlfriend Ka Recharge Karwana Pad Gaya, Fir Ussko 250 Ki Coffe Pilai.
Ab Bache 250, Uski Main English Wali Mam Pe Shart Haar Gaya.
Mein Samja Thha Ke Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Ke Saath Chakar Hai, Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla.
Abb Aapke Pass Do Hi Raste Hai. Ya To Meri Fees Maaf Ya Aapka Pardafash.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai Aur Kehta Hai.
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Santa: “Niimboo Pani Mein“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Funny Gujarati: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata, Par cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
AADMI APNE BETE SE-BETA KABHI SHARAB MAT PEENA,, WARNA YE JO 2 AADMI JA RAHE HAI NA WO 4 DIKHENGE....
BETA-MGR PAPA,WO TO 1 AADMI HI HAI....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)