GIRLFRIEND is like internet virus
GIRLFRIEND is like internet virus
she will enter ur life
scan ur pocket Transfer ur money Edit ur mind download her problems
Delete ur smile &Hang ur life..
So avoid ur gf & send her number 2 me
Dnt w0ry aBout mee, I m a professionalanti virus..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 912 views
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