Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par MazmoonLikh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang parKaat krar bhag gaya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 699 views

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya,

Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha.

Santa dekh kar bola,
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Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

500 ka note mila

Santa aur banta ko 500 ka ek note milaa.
Santa: hum ise 50-50 karlenge
Banta: baaki 400 kaa kya karoge?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sabse Badi Kamzori Kya Hai?

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha.
Professor Ne Ek Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake, Aur Doosri Tarf Chuhiya Rakh Di.
Chuha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.

Professor Ne Doosri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di.
Chuha Roti Ki Taraf Lapka.
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Items Badli, Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Ki Taraf Hi Bhaaga.

Professor: “Aaj Is Se Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Bhookh Hi Sabse Badi Kamzori Hai”

Itne Mein Last Row Se Pappu Ki Awaz Aayi: “Sir Ji, Ek Baar Chuhiya Bhi Badal Kar Dekh Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum yahan nahi rhe ge

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis
karo,
Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,
tum humein janwar smjhta hai.
Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardarji, tell me ….,
what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means….S – Sardaron keM – Mazak udane kiS – Service

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)