Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….

Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay. 

Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha:
Beta kia keh rahay the? 

Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1050 views

Saboot to utha lo

Aik marasi police station ki diwar k sath peshab kar raha tha.
Police ne pakar liya

jb use le jane lage to wo bola:mola khush rakhe, saboot tay chuk lo.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

New bride

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

voda fone care

Called @ vodafone care

A girl picked up the phone

Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai

Boy:thank u

Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai


Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu


Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested

Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs


Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai


Girl shocked, boy rocked :-)

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Boyfriend: Main Tumhe Kab Call karun???

Boyfriend: Main Tumhe Kab Call karun???
Girlfriend: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :D

BF: Kal Main ne Call kiya tha..!! GF: Acha.. Par Utni jaldi nehi uthti Main.

... BF: Hmm.. To Main kal 11 Baje Call Karunga ?!
GF: Nahi, tab to Papa Ghar pehonge..

BF: To 3 Baje Call Karta hoon..
GF: Nahi, tab to Lunch ka Time hoga Na..

BF: To phir 5 Baje???
GF: Nahi, Tab to favorite Serial dekh rahi Hungi..

BF: To Raat ko Call karuga..??
GF: Nahi, Raat ko sab Waapas Ghar hote Hain..

BF: To Main Aakhir Call kab karun ???
GF: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dulha Kmray Me Aatay Hun

Dulha Kmray Me Aatay Hun
Chair Se Takra K Gir Gya,

Dulhan (Ghabra k)Waqas Bhai
Aaram Se…

MORAL:Or Kro CznO sy Shadi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)