Qudrat nay aurat ko haseen bnaya
Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!
Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..
Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 900 views
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