Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla
To Police Ne Kaha Nikaal 50rs..

Santa:
Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He

Police:
Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 523 views

khoon de ke jaan bachai.

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mouse To Elephant

Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant: “Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney Ga Kya ??”

Mouse: Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Best of Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth enters BIGG BOSS 4. Next day. Rajnikanth chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein! Rajnikanth has counted infinity twice. Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.

Rajnikanth doesn`t shave. He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow. Headlines of Today: Ek train cycle ki chapet

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

10thClass Student

10thClass Student:- I want to Fail in 10th.

Friend:-Dad said If I got 80+ than Science
if less than than Arts
If I fail than I hv to "Marry"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar:Yar kal main Tennu kinni

sardar:Yar kal main Tennu kinni wari Cal keti par tu Phone nai chukya

SHEIKH:Kyn chukan?
Jera main 25
Rupay da gana
Lugwaya A

O tera Peo
Sunay ga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)