Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 938 views
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