tapka dengay salay ko

Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 894 views
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