Samajhdar Patni K Pars Se Chori

Raj:- Kal Meri Patni K pars me se koi 2000 rup nikal kar lai gyea!

Mohan:-vo jhooth boll rahi hai pars me sirf 1500 rup the

Raj:- yaar paise ki baat nahi hai bas tum us

admi ka pata kar do

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