Samajhdar Patni K Pars Se Chori
Raj:- Kal Meri Patni K pars me se koi 2000 rup nikal kar lai gyea!
Mohan:-vo jhooth boll rahi hai pars me sirf 1500 rup the
Raj:- yaar paise ki baat nahi hai bas tum us
admi ka pata kar do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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