Medical student ne ek ladki ko

Medical student ne ek ladki ko khoone se likha LOVE letter de Kar kaha mejhe iska jawab chahiye....
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Agle din ladki:Bhaiya you blood group is B positive

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views
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