A confession by a girl in church and amazing

A confession by a girl in
church and amazing
reply she got from priest -
Girl: i m madly in love with a
boy
who is far away from
me.
I m in india and he lives in uk.
We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on whatsapp,
Proposed each other on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship
through viber,
I need ur blessings and good
wishes father… am I on right
path na ?
Priest said to her:
Good my child..
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay,
Send them through gmail,
And if u r fed up with ur
husband
or kids,
toh unko OLX pe bech deNa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 837 views
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