Police Officer Bachey Se:
Police Officer Bachey Se:Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?
Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi! Per Main.“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1140 views
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Ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha, lekin apne pyaar ka izhaar karne se darta tha.
Ek din us ladke ne socha ki chahe jo bhi ho jaaye vo us ladki ko msg kar ke 'I Love You' zaroor kahega aur apne prem ka izhaar karega. Usne raat ko apne mobile pe 'I Love You' likha aur us ladki ke number pe SMS send kar diya.
Jaise hi vo sone laga tabhi uske mobile pe ek message aaya lekin usne decide kiya ki vo messages subah uth kar, naha kar, mandir se vaapas aa kar hi message check karega.
Raat bhar vo us ladki ke sapne dekhta raha. Isi chakkar mein subah bhi jaldi uth gaya aur nahakar mandir chala gaya. Mandir se aate hi usne mobile uthaya aur message pada.
Message the:
A/C balance is insufficient.
Main bal is Rs. 0.08.
Msg can not be send.
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
1 tiger ny 1 sardar ko zoo me mar dia
1 bndy ne pucha tm ny sardar hi ko Q mara?
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“inni wddi billi”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pappu Jamadar ki Love Story”
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Main Tere Pyar Mein Baasi salan ki tarah Sarta hoon
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Tum par Gandi Naali k Keeray ki tarhan marta hoon
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
2 Sardar Rastey Per
2 Sardar Rastey Per
1st Sardar Bike Per,
2nd Sardar Prado Mein,
1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?
Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?
Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya,
1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya,
2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai?
1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..
WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???
RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
ek dost nay dosray dost say pocha,
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baap betay ko bhool jaata hay aor
beta baap ko?"
dosray dost nay kaha,
"shaadi k moqay par".
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis
karo,
Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,
tum humein janwar smjhta hai.
Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Pahla Doctor: uski haddee toot gayi hai
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)