Ustaad: Ali aur Bilawal tum dono

Ustaad: Ali aur Bilawal tum dono aaj phir late aaye ho.
Ali: Sir mera ruppaeyya gum ho gya thaa.
Ustaad Bilawal se: Aut tum kyoun late aaye?
Bilawal: Sir main us kay rupaeyye pay pao rakh kay khara thaa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1106 views
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