Pathan
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. -
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1031 views
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