Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua
Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.
Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?
Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.
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