Eik Charsi Nay Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya,
Aur Apnay He Ghar Say Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kia,
Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,
Subha Jab Ghar Poncha
To Bakra Ghar Main Tha,
Bivi Say Pocha Bakra Kahan Say Aya? Bivi:
Bakray Ko Goli Maro!!
Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha
KUTAY Ko Kahan Lay Kar Gay Thay??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1235 views

Benefits Of Having Alzheimer's Disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laloo and Rabri apply

Laloo and Rabri apply for divorce.

Judge: You have 9 children, how will you divide them equally.

Laloo thinks for a moment and tells Rabri: Dear, let's move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Behosh kaise karen

Since teacher:agr koi larki behosh ho jae to us k lips se lips mila k sans do theak ho jae gi.;
studend :sir ,magr behosh kaise karen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Love Marriage Vs Arrange Marriage

Arrange Marriage Karoge To:
1,00,000 Shadi Par
50,000 Dj Booking Par
50,000 Khane Peene Par
2,00,000 Jewellary Par
50,000 Shopping Aur Kapdo Par
& Rs.1,00,000 Shadi Ki Rasmo Par
Yani, Shadi Ke 3 Dino Ka Kharcha = Rs.5,50,000
Aur Love Marriage:
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery Ke
50 Varmaala Ke
10 Photo Ke
Total 180 Rs.
Paisa Apka, Pasand Apki, Faisla Apka
Jago Nojawan Ladko Jago Soch Badaloge To Desh
Badlega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Madad ka shukria

Me ne aik larki ki madad ki to us ne mujhe thank u bola me ne kaha thank u mat bolo ye lo mera number aur 3 larkion ko send karo aur unhen kahao aage 3 ,3 ku send karen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)