pathan darya k kinaray

Darya k kinare 2 Sardar Chammach se darya me Dahee dal rahe thai.
Pathan ne dekha to pocha:
Khoocha ye kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ham Lasi bana rahe hain.
Pathan: ha ha ha....
O pagal ka Bacha log itna Lassi tumhara Baap Piye ga??...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 907 views
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