Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 958 views

Wazan

Raju- papa main kal

School nahi jaunga..

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Papa- kyun?

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Raju- aaj school mein

Hamara wazan kiya gaya..

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Papa- to??

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Raju- aaj wazan kiya hai..

Kal bech diya to

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Marte Sharabi Se

Marte Sharabi Se Bhagwaan Ne Poochha.

Bhagwan: “Koi Antim Ichha?”
Sharabi: “Agle Janam Mein Daant Bhale Hi Ek Dena, Par Liver 31 Dena, Prabhu“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Oh sundari

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de

Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

. A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd

Kabada maths :P
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Maths sir: wt is a ‘line’?
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, goin 4 a walk!

Sir again: so what r parallel lines?
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A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pati Jaise Hi Ghar Aaya

Pati Jaise Hi Ghar Aaya Biwi Ne Us Se Puchha.

Biwi: “Aap Har Hafte Fishing Ke Liye Jaate Ho Na?”
Pati: “Haan, Toh…?”

Biwi: “Aaj Wo Machhli Aayi Thi, Bol Rahi Thi Ki Wo Maan Banne Wali Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)