Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail
batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here,
then touches her earlobe and says here, then
touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai,
teri finger mien dard hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 840 views

Pathan apny dost sy

Pathan apny dost sy:

Aj kal kya kr rahy ho?

Dost:

Khan bhai M.Sc kr raha hun.

Pathan:

Yara jo marzi karo par sath sath parhai jari rakho…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AMERICAN : Ye building

AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?

PATHAN : 1 maah main,

AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai,
...
Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building kitny din main bani hai?

PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,

AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai,

Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?

PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahane

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
.
DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pathan to admi on mobile

1 Pathan ko 1 Aadmi Mobile per tang karta tha:

1 din Pathan ne new Sim khareed kar usay msg kya.

Maine woh Number band kar k nai sim le li hai.

Ab tang kar k dikhao Bachoo.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Bv vs husband joke

Bv 1 bakri k sath ghar aaagai
husband:is bhaisnce ko q ghar lai ho?
Bv:ye bakri hai.
Husband :me ne bakri ko kaha hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)