Teacher: When you yawn, you're supposed to put
your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What, and get bitten?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 787 views

PATHAN naqli note lekar

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop per surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER:is me quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN: gandi parri hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number kiun liye hain?
Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.
Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Monster valentine's day

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Dedicated to all genius students

…SUCCESS…
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jalne lge gy
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 marks ache hain
Dedicated to all genius students

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)