when yawning
Teacher: When you yawn, you're supposed to put
your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What, and get bitten?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 843 views
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It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher
asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy
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She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on
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Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with
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Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.
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Santa: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?
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Santa: arey, bhala hi poocha hai na. phir kyu maara?
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Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
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1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad
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Pathan ke qabar ki pehli raat mai 52 fareshtay aye
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