There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 900 views

April fool

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

When conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
And took the ticket and said April Fool.
I have pass.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

Kisi ke zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

uski maut ke baad hi hota hai

Jese….

Zinda murghi Rs – 200

Aur

Chicken karahi Rs – 700

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)

Right And Wrong

A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error.

"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."

He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.

"I'm wrong," she said.

With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The teacher asks the Sardar

The teacher asks the Sardar: You have 10 chocolates,
you gave 5 to Anjali, 3 to Manju, and 2 to Smitha. What do you have now?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)