A sardar for an exam
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay
'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it
read:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF
FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE
FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 826 views
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