Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccias! or My sediments exactly!

And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:

That's not gneiss!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 807 views

Altaf Hussain Hajj karny gaye,

Altaf Hussain Hajj karny gaye,
.
Jab woh Shaitaan ko Kankariyan maarny lagy to aawaz aai,
.
"BHAI"...
.
Aapne yahan aany ki Zehmat kyon ki? Mujhe London bula liya hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bacho ke bap

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say
to his wife leaving for the office : `Good bye Char
Bacchon ki Maa` .
One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye
Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gaya
...
Wahan 2 Drwazay The

1 Par “Khas bemari” aur 1 par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Main Mamoli Bemari Wale Room main Chala Gaya

Wahan Bhi 2 Darwaze the 1 Par “Khaas Aadmi” aur 1 par Aam Aadmi likha tha

Main Gharib Aadmi Tha is liye Aam Aadmi Wale Door se Andar Chala Gaya

Andar Gaya to !dekha ke Main Hospital se Bahar Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bank

A Girlfriend Calls her Boyfriend

GF : Honey where are you ?

BF : I'm at the bank.

GF : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

BF : Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank"
of a river ..
Do you want fish ??"

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,

Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)