2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha the
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3 pathan aaya aur kaha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 866 views

Student

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

pathan

3 Pathan Raat Ko Car K
Derwaze Band Hony Ki Waja Se
Andar Hi Phans Gaye Thy ...
Aur Soch Rahe Thy k
Car Main Se Kaisy Nikla Jaye?
1st Pathan:
Yar Aisa Krty Hain k Engine k
Rasty Niklne Ki Koshish Krty Hain.
2nd Pathan:
O Nai Yar,
Diggi k Raste Niklty Hain.
Aur 3sra Jo Un 2no Ki Batain Sun Rha Tha, Bola:
Yar Jo Bhi Krna Hai,
Jaldi Karo Barish Hony Wali Hai,
Aur Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nhi Hai

by nabeel (few years ago!)

Dawaa Ka Bottle

Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.

Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)

Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?

Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: Kyu nahi?

Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

parhi likhi Larki.

Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Car ka tyre

Santa:
Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
Santa:
Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
Banta:
Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi
Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)