1 jan bchai

Aj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai
Pucho Kaise?
Bhikhari Ko Pucha:
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?
Bola:Khushi Se Mar Jaunga
Maine Nahi Diya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 804 views
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