Main Tou Darzi Ko De Aaya!!

Sardar 1: Yar Ye Joray Kahan Bantay Hain?

Sardar 2: Oaey Tu Nahi Janta
Aasman Par

Pehla: Abay Shit Yar

Doosra: Kia Hua?

Pehla: Main Tou Darzi Ko De Aaya!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1183 views
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