Sardar

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 867 views
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