Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K

Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 558 views

Tell Me The Name Of This Bird

Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only?
Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Chal Jhute Hamne To Teri KIDNEY Churayi He

Santa Hospital Me Ek Nurse Se Kehta He: Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya

Nurse(Sharmakar):
Chal Jhute Hamne To Teri KIDNEY Churayi He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A baseball manager

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a check-up. 'Remember,' the doctor said, 'Dont get excited, dont get mad and forget about baseball when youre off the field.'

Then he added, 'By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAK

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Boy I Love U

Boy: I Love U,

Girl: Main B Tum Se I love U
Kahon to Kya Karo Gay?

Boy: Khushi Se Mar Jaon Ga,

Girl: Ja Pagle Nahi Kehti.
JEE Ley.

Zindagi Na Mile Gi Dobara.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)