Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye To Is Yakeen
k Saath Aansu Saaf karna
k Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 942 views

pathan & new car

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:

Aur Drive Pe Nikla.

Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.

Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
Pathan: Full Kar Do.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There's a bomb

Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!
Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three
days, you can keep it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Master To Student

Master To Student :
A B C D Se Sharu Honewale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student:

... A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dijye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I have a keyboard error

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.

When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.

She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?

There isn't even a keyboard attached?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)