My name is khan
teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya
lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke
paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.........
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 698 views
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next to
him, & he writes on paper
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She replies”No”
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he didn’t give up, he rubs her answer
&
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to him.
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DIL KI GEHRAIYON
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EID
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EIDHI
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KARNI
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Shukria!;)
Tm log to bs
Eid manalo har mahine.
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Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz
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PATHAN fire fighter se:
tum logo ko nechey phainko main catch karo ga
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phir 1 larki
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phir aurat
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K upar baitha Or bola Ramu police ko bulaRamu-
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Jaldi Jaa.
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us ny 1 shair(Lion) Ko apne traf
aate daikha.
Wo foran late gya
OR
Apni saans Rok lee.Shair us k paas
gya.
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phaira r kha…..
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“Mere putar aa kam reech(bear)naal
kre
mere naal ni..”
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