Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 916 views

Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai

Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!

Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”

OR

Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k

“Chalu Hai..”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai

Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k mutabiq,
NASWAAR se eye sight taiz hoti hai,
Saboot?
?
?
?
?
?
?
PESHAWAR main CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dost tou bhi likha kr

Dost tu bhi sms likha kar tera bhi naam ho jayega.
Jab tujh par pheken ge log ande aur tamatar toh sham ki sabzi ka intezam ho jayega!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Time nai tha

Shoahar:tum 3 ghante se darwaze pe khari kis se baten kar rahi ho.;-


bv:meri saheli thi bechari k pas andar ane ka time nai tha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)