Bhabhi ko mar dia
1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya. Logo ne
pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko Q mara?
snta bola:
O yar mai jis-se b puchta k tum phone pe kis-se
bat kr rha h to wo khta. Teri bhabhi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 857 views
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