3 3 kabab le ker ao

Kanjus-Jao.
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao.
Servant-Janab..
6 ikhatte kyu nahi.
Kanjus-Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz Zyada mileygi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 832 views
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